A man was robbed while he walked up the stairs of his apartment building in San Francisco’s Telegraph Hill neighborhood Thursday night, but when the victim started to cry, the suspect decided to give him his wallet back, police said.
The thief wasn’t totally good-hearted though-he kept the cash that was inside the wallet, as well as the man’s cellphone. The robbery was reported at about 10:30 p.m. Thursday in the 1500 block of Grant Avenue, according to police. The 29-year-old victim was walking up the stairs of the building when a suspect approached from behind and demanded his belongings, police said. The victim complied, handing over his cellphone and wallet. He then broke into tears, leading the suspect to give him his wallet back while keeping the cash, according to police. The suspect, a man in his mid to late 30s, then fled and had not been found as of this morning. The victim was not injured in the robbery.
Here’s a question. Do you even want your wallet back at that point? Like yeah you got your ID and credit card back. But at what cost? Your entire manhood? No thanks. You can have my BOA debit and my Citi card. I’ll just call Rajibibib up in India and have him cancel that shit in 2 seconds. Get some replacements in the mail in 5 business days and head on down to pick up a new license. Badabing badaboom I’m back in business and I don’t even feel like a total emasculated bitch face. God knows I don’t have shit for cash in that thing anyway. Enjoy my old receipts and expired Metrocard bro.
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